Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Papa Jack, Sailon Ching and TLC.

I stay up late yesternight because I miss True Love confession. :) Papa Jack's advises could hit you right through your heart and hurt you but you would still believe them in the end. And lucky me because I was able to catch Sailon Ching's advice with a motto freebie. In-fairness to Sailon he has a nice, soft voice. I agree to one of the texters last night that Sailon can do the weekend TLC (that would be fuuuuuuuuuunnn!).

So for this another xejjy - like post, yesternight, Papa Jack was screamiiiiiiing! hahahaha that's why Sailon had to save the program (LOL) because the caller - James whoever was a jerk - a total jerk!

The story line:

James: Papa Jack, may GF ako. E yung ex ko gustong makipagkita. Makikipagkita kaya ako?

Papa Jack: E kung pektosan kaya kita jan! Ako ba niloloko mo?

James: Wala lang po. casual lang po na pagkikita papa jack.

Papa Jack: Casual?! Oh my God! E halimbawa yung GF mo may ex din na gustong makipagkita sa kanya, papayagan mo ba?

James: Kung ako po? Hindi po.

Papa Jack: E hindi naman pala. Tapos tatanungin mo 'ko ng ganyan. Are you being jerk or insensitive? Ilagay mo naman yung sarili mo sa kasuotan ng girlfriend mo james, mag-skinny jeans ka! (LOOOOOOOOOL)

*and after that, James whoever was given a chance to say something for her current girlfriend wherein I felt that he doesn't love her GF that much - and so papa jack said:

Papa Jack: There's something wrong James, you don't love your GF that much (Baaaaang! I'm right)

James: Mahal ko naman po siya papa jack kaya lang ayoko lang po ma-attached ng sobra.

Papa Jack: Oh my Gooood! Sailon Ching! tulungan mo nga ako dito. Pinapainit ng lalaking ito ang ulo ko!

Sailon Ching: I can feel na you love her but you're not yet ready to commit yourself.

James: Opo, tama po.

Sailon Ching: Maybe you don't understand the real essence of being in a relationship.

*tsaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaan! This is the best part.

Sailon Ching: When you're in a relationship, it's not merely being together or seeing each other every day but it's about committing yourself to that person you choose to love.

Papa Jack: May nagtext Sailon. Sabi dito, "Papa Jack, pwede nang mag weekend TLC si Sailon Ching". hahahahaha

Sailon: Sorry guys, off ko yan.

Papa Jack: Ayusin mo advices mo ha, nakikinig girlfriend mo. hahahaha

Sailon: Tulog na yun. So, James, commit yourself. Kaya ka nga nag-girlfriend e, diba? Hindi ka lang naman nakipagrelasyon just to have somebody to be called your girlfriend. Give her what she deserves. ang swerte mo nga at hindi ka pinaghihinalaan ng girlfriend mo. Hinahayaan ka niyang maging ikaw.

Papa Jack: Kung magpapaalam ka ba sa gf mo, sa tingin mo papayagan ka niya?

James: Opo.

Papa Jack: And do you think okey lang yun sa kanya? James, ang babae kahit sabihin niya sa iyong okey lang, feeling mo ba wala siyang dinaramdam? Babae yan. Natural sa kanila ang paranoia. Paranoid na silang ipinanganak. Kaya kung nagdududa yan, hindi nila yan sinasadya. Nasa pagkatao na talaga nila ang pagiging paranoid. Kakabit na ng pagkababae nila ang mga bumubulong sa kanila ng "SUNDAN MO SIYA" at "I-OPEN MO ANG FACEBOOK NIYA". That's a normal thing to them.

Sailon: You should love your girlfriend more than she loves you. Give her everything. Para no regrets ka later. May motto nga diba, LOVE NOW, NO REGRETS LATER.

Papa Jack: Aba! at may motto ka pa Sailon ha. hahahahaha oo nga naman James. The mere fact na you contemplated about seeing your Ex is an example of cheating. Dapat kung mahal mo ang isang tao, you should see her as part of your life forever not just part of your day. You should think of her as your future at kaya mo nga siya niligawan hindi para i-test kung siya ba talaga kundi para gawin ang lahat para maging siya talaga ang para sa iyo.


*That's why I soo love Papa Jack. He knows what a FEELING really means. Eventhough he's always screaming and mad and angry but at least he's standing for what he believe is right*

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